英语脑筋急转弯及冷笑话= =
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英语脑筋急转弯
Questions：
1.Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad？爸爸和妈妈谁和你更亲？
2.What month do soldiers hate？当兵的不喜欢几月份？
3.How many feet are there in a yard？一码有多少英尺？
4.What is heavier in summer than in winter？什么东西夏天比冬天重？
5.What clothing is always sad？什么衣服总是伤感的？
6.How many legs do horses have？马有几条腿？
7.What fruit is never found singly？什么水果永远不会是单个的？
8.What kind of clothes lasts the longest？什么衣服穿得最久？
9.Does any child like going to school？有没有小孩子喜欢上学？
10.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed？为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
11.How can you make the door last？怎样能使门经久耐用？
12.What’s the most difficult train to catch？赶什么火车最不容易？
13.Why do people go to bed？人们为什么睡觉？
14. What letter do most people fear most？大多数人最害怕什么字母？
15.What two words contain thousands of letters？哪两个单词包含了所有的字母？
16.Which state in the United States is round at both ends and high in the middle？美国哪个州两头圆，中间高？
17.What’s the smallest room in the World？世界上什么房间最小？
18.What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working？
工作时大烟囱对小烟囱说些什么？
19.How long is a shoe，usually？一般鞋有多长？
20.Which can move faster，heat or cold？冷和热谁跑得快？
21.What comes before six？六前面是什么？
22.Who will be your real friend，a poor friend or a rich one？
贫穷的朋友和富贵的朋友，谁会成为你真正的朋友？
23.What color is the wind？风是什么颜色？
Keys and notes答案和注释:
1.Mom is closer，because dad is farther．妈妈更亲，因为爸爸更远。
father父亲，音似farther更远
2.March．三月。march n．行军
3.It depends on how many people stand in theyard．这要看院子里站了多少人。
feet n．英尺；脚（pl．）yard n．院子；码
4.heavy adj．重的；交通量大的，繁忙的
5.Blue Jeans．蓝色牛仔服。blue adj．蓝色的；伤感的
6.six legs--forelegs in front and two in back．
有六条腿，前面有前腿，后面有两条腿。forelegs n．前腿，音似four legs （四条腿）
7.A pear．是梨。音似pair n．一对
8.Underwear，because it’s never worn out．
是内衣，因为它永远不会穿在外面
worn out穿坏，磨损/穿在外面
9.Everychildlikesgoingtoschool．Mostofthemjusthatestayingtherebeforegoing home．
每个孩子都喜欢去学校，大部分的孩子只不过不喜欢在回家之前呆在那儿罢了。
go to School有两种理解：①在学校读书，上学；②去学校，上学校
10.They make a little food go a long wag．
因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
go a long way维持很长一段时间
11.Make other things first．先做其他的东西。
make the door last另一种理解是：最后做门
12.The 12：50 train，because it’s ten to one if you catch it．
是12点50分的火车，因为赶上它只有10比1的概率。
ten to one 1点差10分；10比1
quarter/＇kw&:t/n．四分之一；二十五美分
13.Because the bed won’t come to us．因为床不会走向我们。go to bed另一种理解是：走向床，走到床跟前
14.The letter E，becau se it’s the end of life．是字母E，
因为它是“life”这个单词末尾的字母。“It’s the end of life.”另一种理解是：它是生命的结束。
15.Post Office.邮局。letter n．信件；字母
16. Ohio．俄亥俄州。Ohio两头是O，中间是hi，音似high。
17.A mushroom.是蘑菇。
18.“You’re too young to smoke．”“你还年轻，不该抽烟。”smoke v.抽烟；冒烟
19.A little more than a foot long．一英尺多一点。
foot n．英尺；脚“A little more than a foot long”实指“比脚长点点”。
20.Heat，because you can catch cold．热跑得快，因为你追得上冷。
cold n．冷；感冒catch cold追上冷；患感冒
21.The milkman．送牛奶的人。
“What comes before six？”另一种理解是：什么在六点钟之前来？
22. A poor friend，
because a friend in need is a friend indeed．贫穷的朋友，因为患难之交是真情。
a friend in need患难之交in need需要帮助，需要资助，穷困的
23.The wind blew风在吹Blue．蓝色。
Questions：
1. Who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?
谁一年只上一天却不会被开除？
2. Why does the Statue of Lib-erty stand in New York harbou?
自由女神为何矗立在纽约港湾？
3 Why doi birds fly south?鸟为什么往南飞?
4 When can you go as fast as aracing car?什么时候你能像跑车一样快？Keys:
1. Santa Claus.圣诞老人.
2. Because it can"t sit down.因为它不能坐下.
3. It"s too far to walk.走着去太远了.
4. When you"re in it.当你坐在跑车里时.
Questions：
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？
3. Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？
4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?
政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？
5、Why dont women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？
6、What can pierce ones ears without a hole?什么不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？
8. Why does time fly?时间为何飞逝？
9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？
Keys:
1. They make a little food go a long way.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
2. They dont want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。
3. Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
4、The cold war is over.冷战结束了。
5、Because women wear hire longer.因为女人头发留得长。
6、Noice.噪音。
7. Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。
9. At a retail store.在零售商店。
Questions：
1.Will it rain for several days continuously？会不会连续几天阴雨连绵？
2.Who can raise things without lifting them？什么人不用举就能把东西抬起来？
3.What did the king cloud say to the rest of the clouds？
云中之王对芸芸众生说什么？
4.Who is married to the First Lady？第一夫人嫁给了谁？
Keys：
1.Never，because there"re nights in between.永远不会，因为白昼之间有黑夜隔开。
2.Farmers.农民。
3.“I"m the one who should rain here.”“我要在这里降雨。”
4.Adam.是亚当。
Notes：
1.day n.一天；一个白昼continuously adv.连续不断地
2.raise举起，抬起；饲养，种植
3. rain v.下雨，音似reign v.统治
4.the First Lady第一夫人，总统夫人the first lady第一位女士，指夏娃Questions：
1.What does the man who just had his face shaved resemble？
刚刚修过胡须的男人像什么？
2.Why did the farmer take his chicken to task？农夫为什么训斥小鸡？
3.How do we know the ocean is friendly？人们如何知道海洋是友好的呢？Keys：
1.A bear.像熊。
2.Because they use foul language.因为它们说脏话。
3.It waves.它总是招手致意。
Notes：
1.resemble v.与…相像
bear n.熊，音似bare adj.光秃秃的，无遮盖的
bare-faced面孔干干净净，没有胡须的bear-faced脸和熊一样的
2.foul adj.脏的，音似fowl n.家禽
3.wave v.起波浪；招手致意
Questions：
1.How did the hangman get married？绞刑吏是怎么结婚的？
2.Why did little Tom put his brother"s guitar in the refrigerator？
小汤姆为什么把他哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？
3.Why is the inside of everything so mysterious？为什么说凡事内部都神秘莫测？Keys：
1.He tied a knot.他打了一个结。
2.Because he enjoyed cool music.因为他爱听美妙的音乐。
3.Because you can never make them out.因为你永远也不能弄懂它们。
Notes：
1.hangman n.绞刑吏，刽子手tie a knot打一个结；缔结良缘
2.refrigerator n.电冰箱（也可写作fridge或者icebox）
cool adj.凉的，冷的；棒的，超级的，美妙的
3.make them out有两层意思：①把它们变到外面来；②弄懂它们，看清它们mysterious adj.难理解的，神秘的
Questions：
1.Why is a coward like a leaky faucet？为什么说胆小鬼和漏水的笼头一样？
2.Whyshouldweneveraskballoonsforadvice？为什么我们绝不向汽球征求意见？
3.What band can"t play music？什么乐队不会演奏音乐？
Keys：
1.They both run.因为它们都会溜走。
2.They are full of hot air.因为它们里面全是热空气。
3.Rubber band.橡皮筋。
Notes：
1.coward n.懦夫，胆小鬼faucet n.水笼头leaky adj.漏的，有漏洞的run v.跑，溜走；流动，流（水）
2.hot air热空气；吹牛，胡说
3.band n.乐队，吹奏乐队；带子，绳子rubber band橡皮筋
Questions：
1.Do audience ever steal anything？听众会偷东西吗？
2.What will the farmer grow in his garden if he doesn"t mind working hard？假如一个农夫不在乎劳动有多辛苦，他会在园子里种什么？
Keys：
1.Yes，when they take the floor.当他们发言时就会这样做。
2.He will grow tired.他会累的。
Notes：
1.audience n.听众，观众
take the floor有两种理解：①词组真正的含义是“发言”；②在答案中可理解为“拿走地板”。
2.grow v.种植；变得…
【冷笑话】
1、Q: What"s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?冰山和衣刷之间有什么区别？
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
一个撞船一个刷大衣！(单词的拼写造成的JOKE）
2、white man：are you Black?
black man：no,i"m White
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurthimself.
Tommy: That"s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I"d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money Igave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. Butwhy are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy wasinterested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, heasked, "What"s the meaning of the word "Drunk", dad?" "Well, my son," hisfather replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the twopolicemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there"s only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，…醉?字是什么意思？”
“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-piewithout any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for amoment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest"s plate.The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You musthave better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "Inthe rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
2
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
3
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
4
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? A: A clock.
5
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
6
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
7
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window? A: He wanted to see time fly.
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